So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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