Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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