I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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