I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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