I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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