Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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