wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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