To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
