i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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