We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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