me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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