if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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