Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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