So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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