But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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