It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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