What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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