He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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