I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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