Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?

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(443): View more from Maryland

sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.

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(954): View more from Florida

Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship

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(989): View more from Michigan

I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.

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(518): View more from New York

I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.

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(310): View more from California

He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style

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(805): View more from California

I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?

(1-506): View more from New Brunswick

Yes absolutlely

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