let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize
