he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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