Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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