U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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