I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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