perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Randomize