Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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