I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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