There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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