know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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