Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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