I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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