ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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