He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Blood and glitter go together right?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
