at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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