The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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