you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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