Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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