did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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