WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i now understand why vodka
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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