we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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