just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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