"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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