Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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