I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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