just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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