We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Damn victory sex feels great
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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