For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
So. Much. Porn.
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