Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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