So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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