Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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