is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I understand Curling. That high.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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