What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
this hospital has no fireball
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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